It's been a busy week. Catching up.
Having read Philip Pullman I can safely say that if he needs more Dust for future trilogies, he can call upon me to provide it.
It all started when I lost my glasses... (That's the boring domestic version of: It was a dark and stormy night...)
Since I remove them from my face last thing at night and put them on as soon as I've pulled my jumper over my head in the morning it's unusual for me to lose my specs - in fact it takes a certain amount of inventiveness - but Monday morning beamed in through the bedroom window (courtesy of Scotty, I think) and specs were nowhere to be seen. Of course... since I didn't have my specs on, actually looking was a semi-problem in itself. So I got dressed by braille, found the bathroom in approximately the same place I'd left it the night before and staggered downstairs to see if the absent specs were on my desk. They weren't.
To cut a long story very short I eventually unearthed them under the bed, having knocked them off the bedside table at some time during the night. However that's not the end of this tale, it's only the beginning, because under the bed I found Monster Dust Bunnies of Despair. I haven't seen heaps of grot that big since the last time I mucked out my bedroom which was... er... oh yes, when was it...? YEARS by the size of the dust bunnies.
So one thing led to another and I now have an almost dust free bedroom. I say almost because there are some pieces of furniture which defy my muscles, however everything that can be moved and cleaned has been.
Results:
* I am feeling virtuous.
* The Dyson is feeling overworked
* Best Beloved can't find anything
* Oxfam has three more bags of stuff (none of it belonging to best Beloved, though I was tempted).
* The loose bit of wallpaper that almost got sucked into the Dyson when I did the top moulding with the sucky hose thing has patted back into place almost invisibly... errr...
Having read Philip Pullman I can safely say that if he needs more Dust for future trilogies, he can call upon me to provide it.
It all started when I lost my glasses... (That's the boring domestic version of: It was a dark and stormy night...)
Since I remove them from my face last thing at night and put them on as soon as I've pulled my jumper over my head in the morning it's unusual for me to lose my specs - in fact it takes a certain amount of inventiveness - but Monday morning beamed in through the bedroom window (courtesy of Scotty, I think) and specs were nowhere to be seen. Of course... since I didn't have my specs on, actually looking was a semi-problem in itself. So I got dressed by braille, found the bathroom in approximately the same place I'd left it the night before and staggered downstairs to see if the absent specs were on my desk. They weren't.
To cut a long story very short I eventually unearthed them under the bed, having knocked them off the bedside table at some time during the night. However that's not the end of this tale, it's only the beginning, because under the bed I found Monster Dust Bunnies of Despair. I haven't seen heaps of grot that big since the last time I mucked out my bedroom which was... er... oh yes, when was it...? YEARS by the size of the dust bunnies.
So one thing led to another and I now have an almost dust free bedroom. I say almost because there are some pieces of furniture which defy my muscles, however everything that can be moved and cleaned has been.
Results:
* I am feeling virtuous.
* The Dyson is feeling overworked
* Best Beloved can't find anything
* Oxfam has three more bags of stuff (none of it belonging to best Beloved, though I was tempted).
* The loose bit of wallpaper that almost got sucked into the Dyson when I did the top moulding with the sucky hose thing has patted back into place almost invisibly... errr...