Mar. 27th, 2011

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Captain Grose & others: Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue 1811
Project Gutenberg.

Subtitled:
A DICTIONARY OF BUCKISH SLANG, UNIVERSITY WIT, AND PICKPOCKET ELOQUENCE. UNABRIDGED FROM THE ORIGINAL 1811 EDITION WITH A FOREWORD BY ROBERT CROMIE COMPILED ORIGINALLY BY CAPTAIN GROSE AND NOW CONSIDERABLY ALTERED AND ENLARGED, WITH THE MODERN CHANGES AND IMPROVEMENTS, BY A MEMBER OF THE WHIP CLUB. ASSISTED BY HELL-FIRE DICK, AND JAMES GORDON, ESQRS. OF CAMBRIDGE; AND WILLIAM SOAMES, ESQ. OF THE HON. SOCIETY OF NEWMAN'S HOTEL.

I downloaded this for research into the period for the magic pirate novel and ended up reading  if from beginning to end rather than dipping in. If you know the terms you can look up their meaning. As most dictionaries, it's in alphabetical order, however it doesn't work backwards. To someone looking back from the distance of 200 years the terms are mind-boggling and often hilarious or, occasionally, jaw-droppingly literal. ('WINDWARD PASSAGE. One who uses or navigates the windward passage; a sodomite.')

It's a brilliant contemporary insight into the period being a mixture of low slang, thieves' cant and 'Buckish' slang by which it seems that Regency Bucks felt they could talk about lewd subjects in front of their mothers, sisters and sweethearts without giving away their meaning. I'm pretty sure most mothers, sisters and sweethearts were wise to what was happening, of course, though they may not have followed everything, and perhaps that's just as well.

EXAMPLE. There are a number of words for male parts and female parts – some lewdly descriptive, others slightly whimsical. 'Sugar stick', for instance being defined as: 'the virile member' (along with prick, but not cock or dick which did not seem to hold that meaning then). Hey, those of us who write in this period need to know! It shows that different contributors used different wording because the definition of  'arbor vitae' is simply 'penis' as is: 'gaying instrument' (gay being then unconnected with homosexuality, of course), 'pego' (the penis of a man or beast), 'plug-tail', 'Thomas' or 'Man Thomas', 'tickle tail', 'whore pipe' and 'doodle' (a child's penis), but surprisingly no mention of 'pizzle'. There are even more lurid descriptions of female anatomy, most of which we would see (from this distance) as being extremely pejorative, as no doubt they were then. There are few words which the dictionary will not spell out in full but the female one consistently gets four stars (****) and is referred to as 'monosyllable'. When we get to M we get: 'Monosyllable. A woman's commodity.' That doesn't however prevent the authors from listing: 'black joke', 'bottomless pit', 'brown madam' or 'Miss Brown', 'Buckinger's boot', 'bun', 'Eve's custom house', 'Miss Laycock',  'Mother of all saints'... and I've still only got as far as M. A woman's commodity is described as 'the private parts of a modest woman, and the public parts of a prostitute.'

Interestingly the other words considered too lewd to spell out in full were sh*te and t**d. It took me a while to get the latter. Turd, of course. Which obviously ranked up there with **** as a word that could not be spelled out even in a dictionary of the vulgar tongue. Vulgar goes only so far, obviously. And speaking of tongues: 'To tip the velvet; to put one's tongue into a woman's mouth.' Sometimes it's a little coy: 'ARMOUR. In his armour, pot valiant: to fight in armour;  to make use of Mrs. Philips's ware. See C—D—M', however when you get to the word you do find it spelled out in full: 'CUNDUM'. (see below for full explanation.)

There are terms for things I never expected (or wished) to see terms for:
DILBERRIES. Small pieces of excrement adhering to the hairs near the fundament
THOROUGH COUGH. Coughing and breaking wind backwards at the same time
DUMB WATCH. A venereal bubo in the groin


And there are explanations which reveal a lot about the obscure origins of phrases still in use:
THINGUMBOB. Mr. Thingumbob; a vulgar address or nomination to any person whose name is unknown, the same as Mr. What-d'ye-cal'em. Thingumbobs; testicles.
METTLE. The semen. To fetch mettle; the act of self pollution. Mettle is also figuratively used for courage.
DAM. A small Indian coin, mentioned in the Gentoo code of laws: hence etymologists may, if they please, derive the common expression, I do not care a dam, i.e. I do not care half a farthing for it.


It's not so much that some of the terms surprise me in themselves... it's just that I'm surprised there are terms for some of the things. And some of the explanations are funnier than the terms themselves. Some are just plain euwww... and others are an education. Many are bodily functional or specifically thieves' cant. Some are still in use, though with altered or mangled meanings. All in all this excellent – if quirky – dictionary gave me some great words and phrases to use in the novel, plus some to steer well clear of. Thanks Captain Grose.

As promised I'm leaving you with this:
'CUNDUM. The dried gut of a sheep, worn by men in the act of coition, to prevent venereal infection; said to have been invented by one colonel Cundum. These machines were long prepared and sold by a matron of the name of Philips, at the Green Canister, in Half-moon-street, in the Strand. That good lady having acquired a fortune, retired from business; but learning that the town was not well served by her successors, she, out of a patriotic zeal for the public welfare, returned to her occupation; of which she gave notice by divers hand-bills, in circulation in the year 1776. Also a false scabbard over a sword, and the oil-skin case for holding the colours of a regiment.'

Download for free from Project Gutenberg if you want more eye-watering glimpses into life 200 years ago as not mentioned by Jane Austen. Right now I'm going for a little lie down in a darkened room.
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Captain Grose & others: Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue 1811
Project Gutenberg.

Subtitled:
A DICTIONARY OF BUCKISH SLANG, UNIVERSITY WIT, AND PICKPOCKET ELOQUENCE. UNABRIDGED FROM THE ORIGINAL 1811 EDITION WITH A FOREWORD BY ROBERT CROMIE COMPILED ORIGINALLY BY CAPTAIN GROSE AND NOW CONSIDERABLY ALTERED AND ENLARGED, WITH THE MODERN CHANGES AND IMPROVEMENTS, BY A MEMBER OF THE WHIP CLUB. ASSISTED BY HELL-FIRE DICK, AND JAMES GORDON, ESQRS. OF CAMBRIDGE; AND WILLIAM SOAMES, ESQ. OF THE HON. SOCIETY OF NEWMAN'S HOTEL.

I downloaded this for research into the period for the magic pirate novel and ended up reading  if from beginning to end rather than dipping in. If you know the terms you can look up their meaning. As most dictionaries, it's in alphabetical order, however it doesn't work backwards. To someone looking back from the distance of 200 years the terms are mind-boggling and often hilarious or, occasionally, jaw-droppingly literal. ('WINDWARD PASSAGE. One who uses or navigates the windward passage; a sodomite.')

It's a brilliant contemporary insight into the period being a mixture of low slang, thieves' cant and 'Buckish' slang by which it seems that Regency Bucks felt they could talk about lewd subjects in front of their mothers, sisters and sweethearts without giving away their meaning. I'm pretty sure most mothers, sisters and sweethearts were wise to what was happening, of course, though they may not have followed everything, and perhaps that's just as well.

EXAMPLE. There are a number of words for male parts and female parts – some lewdly descriptive, others slightly whimsical. 'Sugar stick', for instance being defined as: 'the virile member' (along with prick, but not cock or dick which did not seem to hold that meaning then). Hey, those of us who write in this period need to know! It shows that different contributors used different wording because the definition of  'arbor vitae' is simply 'penis' as is: 'gaying instrument' (gay being then unconnected with homosexuality, of course), 'pego' (the penis of a man or beast), 'plug-tail', 'Thomas' or 'Man Thomas', 'tickle tail', 'whore pipe' and 'doodle' (a child's penis), but surprisingly no mention of 'pizzle'. There are even more lurid descriptions of female anatomy, most of which we would see (from this distance) as being extremely pejorative, as no doubt they were then. There are few words which the dictionary will not spell out in full but the female one consistently gets four stars (****) and is referred to as 'monosyllable'. When we get to M we get: 'Monosyllable. A woman's commodity.' That doesn't however prevent the authors from listing: 'black joke', 'bottomless pit', 'brown madam' or 'Miss Brown', 'Buckinger's boot', 'bun', 'Eve's custom house', 'Miss Laycock',  'Mother of all saints'... and I've still only got as far as M. A woman's commodity is described as 'the private parts of a modest woman, and the public parts of a prostitute.'

Interestingly the other words considered too lewd to spell out in full were sh*te and t**d. It took me a while to get the latter. Turd, of course. Which obviously ranked up there with **** as a word that could not be spelled out even in a dictionary of the vulgar tongue. Vulgar goes only so far, obviously. And speaking of tongues: 'To tip the velvet; to put one's tongue into a woman's mouth.' Sometimes it's a little coy: 'ARMOUR. In his armour, pot valiant: to fight in armour;  to make use of Mrs. Philips's ware. See C—D—M', however when you get to the word you do find it spelled out in full: 'CUNDUM'. (see below for full explanation.)

There are terms for things I never expected (or wished) to see terms for:
DILBERRIES. Small pieces of excrement adhering to the hairs near the fundament
THOROUGH COUGH. Coughing and breaking wind backwards at the same time
DUMB WATCH. A venereal bubo in the groin


And there are explanations which reveal a lot about the obscure origins of phrases still in use:
THINGUMBOB. Mr. Thingumbob; a vulgar address or nomination to any person whose name is unknown, the same as Mr. What-d'ye-cal'em. Thingumbobs; testicles.
METTLE. The semen. To fetch mettle; the act of self pollution. Mettle is also figuratively used for courage.
DAM. A small Indian coin, mentioned in the Gentoo code of laws: hence etymologists may, if they please, derive the common expression, I do not care a dam, i.e. I do not care half a farthing for it.


It's not so much that some of the terms surprise me in themselves... it's just that I'm surprised there are terms for some of the things. And some of the explanations are funnier than the terms themselves. Some are just plain euwww... and others are an education. Many are bodily functional or specifically thieves' cant. Some are still in use, though with altered or mangled meanings. All in all this excellent – if quirky – dictionary gave me some great words and phrases to use in the novel, plus some to steer well clear of. Thanks Captain Grose.

As promised I'm leaving you with this:
'CUNDUM. The dried gut of a sheep, worn by men in the act of coition, to prevent venereal infection; said to have been invented by one colonel Cundum. These machines were long prepared and sold by a matron of the name of Philips, at the Green Canister, in Half-moon-street, in the Strand. That good lady having acquired a fortune, retired from business; but learning that the town was not well served by her successors, she, out of a patriotic zeal for the public welfare, returned to her occupation; of which she gave notice by divers hand-bills, in circulation in the year 1776. Also a false scabbard over a sword, and the oil-skin case for holding the colours of a regiment.'

Download for free from Project Gutenberg if you want more eye-watering glimpses into life 200 years ago as not mentioned by Jane Austen. Right now I'm going for a little lie down in a darkened room.
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I just caught up with about three days of LJ and with great sadness heard about the death of Diana Wynne Jones after a long illness. I first came across her writing with the publication of Dogsbody back in the mid seventies when I was a children's librarian. More recently came Hexwood and Fire and Hemlock. My all time favourite - so far - is Deep Secrets. I admit I haven't read every DWJ book, which means I can still look forward to a leisurely  stroll through her back catalogue. Coincidentally Power of Three, The Game and Enchanted Glass all dropped through my letterbox last week. Though well respected in professional circles, I don't think DWJ ever received the wider accolades (and mega-sales) that she deserved from the public at large. The reason for that is obscure, but may have something to do with the wide variety and non-formulaic nature of her work. Though she wrote some series (Chrestomanci, Dalemark etc.) so many of her books were one-offs, unique, and for some children, challenging. Hopefully her books will stay in print for many years to come and she can continue to challenge new readers in the best of ways.

She will be missed.
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I just caught up with about three days of LJ and with great sadness heard about the death of Diana Wynne Jones after a long illness. I first came across her writing with the publication of Dogsbody back in the mid seventies when I was a children's librarian. More recently came Hexwood and Fire and Hemlock. My all time favourite - so far - is Deep Secrets. I admit I haven't read every DWJ book, which means I can still look forward to a leisurely  stroll through her back catalogue. Coincidentally Power of Three, The Game and Enchanted Glass all dropped through my letterbox last week. Though well respected in professional circles, I don't think DWJ ever received the wider accolades (and mega-sales) that she deserved from the public at large. The reason for that is obscure, but may have something to do with the wide variety and non-formulaic nature of her work. Though she wrote some series (Chrestomanci, Dalemark etc.) so many of her books were one-offs, unique, and for some children, challenging. Hopefully her books will stay in print for many years to come and she can continue to challenge new readers in the best of ways.

She will be missed.
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From [livejournal.com profile] lil_shepherd because I'm feeling memeish

Books selected for The Independent by Philip Pullman, Michael Morpurgo, Katy Guest, John Walsh, Michael Rosen.

Meme rules:
Bold those you read as aged 0-18.
Italicise those you read aged 19-now.
Underline those you started but didn't finish.
Strikethrough those you have never even heard of.

1843 - A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Not a children's book

1865 - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll. horrible books and I hated the movies. Even Johnny Depp couldn't improve the last one.

1868 - Little Women by Louisa May Alcott. Boring.

1883 - Pinocchio by Carlo Collodi. Read the picture book version aged about 7 but that probably doesn't count, does it, especially since I hated it (and the movie).

1883 - Treasure Island by R.L. Stevenson.

1888 - The Happy Prince by Oscar Wilde.

1891 - The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Not a children's book. It's on my try again list.

1902 - The Elephant's Child From The Just So Stories by Rudyard Kipling.

1910 - The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson-Burnett. Because I felt as though I should.

1922 - Just William books by Richmal Crompton. Really not my style

1925 - Carry On, Jeeves by PG Wodehouse. Not a children's book.

1929 - Emil and the Detectives by Erich Kastner.

1930 - Swallows and Amazons by Arthur Ransome. I could never bring myself to read a book with a character called Titty

1937 - The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkein.

1939 – date - Beano Annual. A few of them in the late 1950s, anyway.

1945 - Animal Farm by George Orwell. Not a children's book. Had to read it for school

1946 - Mistress Masham's Repose by TH White.

1948 - I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith.

1951 - The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway. This is so NOT a children's book.

1953 - The Man Who Planted Trees by Jean Giono.

1954 - How to be Topp by Geoffrey Williams and Ronald Searle. I read St Trinians, but that doesn't count, I guess.

1954 - Moominsummer Madness by Tove Jansson.

1956 - The Silver Sword by Ian Serraillier. Can't remember much about it.

1958 - A Hundred Million Francs by Paul Berna.

1961 - The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster. Loved this!

1961 (Tr) - Finn Family Moomintroll (and the other Moomin books) by Tove Jansson. (see 1954)

1963 - The Castafiore Emerald by Hergé.

1964 - Black Hearts in Battersea by Joan Aiken.

1967 - The Owl Service by Alan Garner. This was just plain weird (but not as weird as Red Shift) The Weirdstone of Brisingmen and The Moon of Gomrath are still my favourites

1971 - When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit by Judith Kerr. Brilliant book, This and all later books weren't published until after I was 19.

1979 - After the First Death by Robert Cormier.

1983 - People Might Hear You by Robin Klein.

1990 - Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett. Not a children's book, though I enjoyed it immensely.

1990 - The Singing Tree by Kate Seredy.

1992 - Greek myths by Geraldine McCaughrean.

1998 - Skellig by David Almond.

2000 - Stormbreaker by Anthony Horowitz.

2001 - Noughts and Crosses by Malorie Blackman.

2001 - Refugee Boy by Benjamin Zephaniah.

2001- Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer.

2002 - The Story of Tracy Beaker by Jacqueline Wilson.

2003 - Private Peaceful by Michael Morpurgo.

2003 - The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon. Enjoyed this against my expectations, but surely not a children's book

2004 - The Star of Kazan by Eva Ibbotson

2007 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney.

2007 - Red Cherry Red by Jackie Kay.

2007 - The London Eye Mystery by Siobhan Dowd.

2007 - The Tygrine Cat (and The Tygrine Cat on the Run) by Inbali Iserles.

2010 - Einstein's Underpants and How They Saved the World by Anthony McGowan.

2010 - Talkin Turkeys by Benjamin Zephaniah. See above.

What a random list. I wonder if Michael Morpurgo selected his own? These guys are pretty out of touch with what kids are reading. I used to read 5 books a week from the local library at the age of 7 - 12 and not one that I read is listed here. Of course it would have had to have been published before 1961, so the books I grew up with are pretty well off the radar for most of these guys. CS Lewis, Monica Edwards, Elyne Mitchell, Sheila Chapman, Primrose Cumming, Enid Blyton, Hugh Walters, the Pullein-Thompsons, Ruby Ferguson, Marguerite Henry etc... and from 12 onwards every yellow jacketed Gollancz SF book that the mobile library carried plus Peter O'Donnell, Ian Fleming, Monica Dickens, a few Jean Plaidys and others of that ilk. And too many children's books read post-19 to count (well, it was my job for a while.)
jacey: (Default)
From [livejournal.com profile] lil_shepherd because I'm feeling memeish

Books selected for The Independent by Philip Pullman, Michael Morpurgo, Katy Guest, John Walsh, Michael Rosen.

Meme rules:
Bold those you read as aged 0-18.
Italicise those you read aged 19-now.
Underline those you started but didn't finish.
Strikethrough those you have never even heard of.

1843 - A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Not a children's book

1865 - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll. horrible books and I hated the movies. Even Johnny Depp couldn't improve the last one.

1868 - Little Women by Louisa May Alcott. Boring.

1883 - Pinocchio by Carlo Collodi. Read the picture book version aged about 7 but that probably doesn't count, does it, especially since I hated it (and the movie).

1883 - Treasure Island by R.L. Stevenson.

1888 - The Happy Prince by Oscar Wilde.

1891 - The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Not a children's book. It's on my try again list.

1902 - The Elephant's Child From The Just So Stories by Rudyard Kipling.

1910 - The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson-Burnett. Because I felt as though I should.

1922 - Just William books by Richmal Crompton. Really not my style

1925 - Carry On, Jeeves by PG Wodehouse. Not a children's book.

1929 - Emil and the Detectives by Erich Kastner.

1930 - Swallows and Amazons by Arthur Ransome. I could never bring myself to read a book with a character called Titty

1937 - The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkein.

1939 – date - Beano Annual. A few of them in the late 1950s, anyway.

1945 - Animal Farm by George Orwell. Not a children's book. Had to read it for school

1946 - Mistress Masham's Repose by TH White.

1948 - I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith.

1951 - The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway. This is so NOT a children's book.

1953 - The Man Who Planted Trees by Jean Giono.

1954 - How to be Topp by Geoffrey Williams and Ronald Searle. I read St Trinians, but that doesn't count, I guess.

1954 - Moominsummer Madness by Tove Jansson.

1956 - The Silver Sword by Ian Serraillier. Can't remember much about it.

1958 - A Hundred Million Francs by Paul Berna.

1961 - The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster. Loved this!

1961 (Tr) - Finn Family Moomintroll (and the other Moomin books) by Tove Jansson. (see 1954)

1963 - The Castafiore Emerald by Hergé.

1964 - Black Hearts in Battersea by Joan Aiken.

1967 - The Owl Service by Alan Garner. This was just plain weird (but not as weird as Red Shift) The Weirdstone of Brisingmen and The Moon of Gomrath are still my favourites

1971 - When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit by Judith Kerr. Brilliant book, This and all later books weren't published until after I was 19.

1979 - After the First Death by Robert Cormier.

1983 - People Might Hear You by Robin Klein.

1990 - Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett. Not a children's book, though I enjoyed it immensely.

1990 - The Singing Tree by Kate Seredy.

1992 - Greek myths by Geraldine McCaughrean.

1998 - Skellig by David Almond.

2000 - Stormbreaker by Anthony Horowitz.

2001 - Noughts and Crosses by Malorie Blackman.

2001 - Refugee Boy by Benjamin Zephaniah.

2001- Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer.

2002 - The Story of Tracy Beaker by Jacqueline Wilson.

2003 - Private Peaceful by Michael Morpurgo.

2003 - The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon. Enjoyed this against my expectations, but surely not a children's book

2004 - The Star of Kazan by Eva Ibbotson

2007 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney.

2007 - Red Cherry Red by Jackie Kay.

2007 - The London Eye Mystery by Siobhan Dowd.

2007 - The Tygrine Cat (and The Tygrine Cat on the Run) by Inbali Iserles.

2010 - Einstein's Underpants and How They Saved the World by Anthony McGowan.

2010 - Talkin Turkeys by Benjamin Zephaniah. See above.

What a random list. I wonder if Michael Morpurgo selected his own? These guys are pretty out of touch with what kids are reading. I used to read 5 books a week from the local library at the age of 7 - 12 and not one that I read is listed here. Of course it would have had to have been published before 1961, so the books I grew up with are pretty well off the radar for most of these guys. CS Lewis, Monica Edwards, Elyne Mitchell, Sheila Chapman, Primrose Cumming, Enid Blyton, Hugh Walters, the Pullein-Thompsons, Ruby Ferguson, Marguerite Henry etc... and from 12 onwards every yellow jacketed Gollancz SF book that the mobile library carried plus Peter O'Donnell, Ian Fleming, Monica Dickens, a few Jean Plaidys and others of that ilk. And too many children's books read post-19 to count (well, it was my job for a while.)

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