Movie of the Week: Zoolander 2

Don't, just don't. Go and see anything else.

I enjoyed Zoolander on some level. Sure it was corny and more than a bit bonkers, but it was basically good hearted. They should have left it at one. There were one or two laughs in this as Derek Zoolander dragged himself out of retirement and back into the limelight of the modelling world, but most of it was groanworthy, and not in a good way. It was full of gratuitous appearances by stars appearing as themselves. Only Sting had a part to play.

I'd tell you the plot but... life's too short. Though it does start with the murder of Justin Bieber. Make what you wish of that.

I'm really pleased we did Meerkat Movies and didn't pay full price for this.