Sudden Insight

[jacey]

I've spent most of the day trying to catch up with my filing. I still have to deal with the last two week's worth of mail, the bathroom needs decorating, the kitchen needs tidying and I'm wondering what we should have for dinner tonight...

Best Beloved is outside, sawing and hammering in the barn, working on the endless restoration project.

And I should either be getting on with earning money (the real music agency day job) or writing (which is actually what I would like to be doing), but real life keeps on getting in the way.

I've decided what I really need is a wife. Applications accepted from any gender. Must be able to cook, clean, keep household accounts, answer the phone, organise clutter and undertake light office duties such as filing and trips to the post office. Clean driver's licence.. Ability to decorate and do minor household repairs would be an advantage. Some gardening in spring and summer appreciated but not essential. No bedroom duties required.

Comments

[ferlonda.livejournal.com]

William and I have often said we needed a wife. Someone with a part-time job who didn't like to travel, who would stay home and take care of the daily stuff happily because that's what they like to do, while we came and went because that's what we like to do... Sadly, no luck finding that person yet. I'll let you know if I figure it out!

[birdsedge.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling I might have got the original idea from you and Wm. I don't think my wife would have time to work... though I wouldn't object as long as there was still plenty of time for looking after me.
:-)