One Word Answer Meme

[jacey]

From mevennen... this should test my powers of brevity to the absolute limit.

Where is your mobile phone? bumbag (I wanted to say belt pouch - which is true, but it's 2 words. Oops failed the brevity test)
Your significant other? bed
Your hair? messy
Your mother? nosey
Your father? dead
Your favourite thing? Impossible
Your dream last night? forgotten
Your favourite drink? water
Your dream/goal? time
The room you're in? office
Your ex? none
Your fear? maggots
Where do you want to be in 6 years? here
Where were you last night? here
What you're not? thin
Muffins? Mules
One of your wish list items? publisher
Where you grew up? Barnsley
The last thing you did? telly
What are you wearing? Clothes
Your TV? unfashionable
Your pets? none
Your computer? tired
Your life? frantic
Your mood? manic
Missing someone? No
Your car? Mondeo
Something you're not wearing? makeup
Favourite Store? Ikea

That last one is really sad isn't it? My other favourite store is a shop called Carnaby Street on Yates Street in Victora BC, but I couldn't squeeze it into a one word answer - and anyway I haven't been there for years. It could be worse, i could have said Walmart... which I do also like - mainly because as a foreign visitor I can buy clothes at silly prices and bring them back home and no one recognises them as being Walmart ten dollar sweaters. Walmart chic! (And I don't have to live with the damage to the local economy, so I can briefly feel guilty and walk away.) See I told you I couldn't really do one word answers.

Your summer? Quiet
Like someone? Yes
Your favorite color? Black
Last time you laughed? Today
Last time you cried? Forgotten