The Dangers of Being Too Polite
Feb. 20th, 2008 03:31 pmIn September 2006 I submitted 'The Ballad of Tom Ling' to Scholastic's slushpile. (That's Scholastic in London, I even got their new address.) Then I waited. Patiently. Politely. Don't hassle the nice editors we are told. So I didn't. Three months ago I sent a written query... after fifteen months I didn't figure that was too much hassle.
No reply.
Today I finally plucked up the courage to phone them. Spoke to a nice foreign lady who didn't know the term 'slushpile' but who was willing to look up my submission history. Yes, they received it in mid October 2006. It was number 14163. They are currently reading number 14600 but... there's no record of my manuscript at all. It has vanished.
Nice lady says to send it again and she'll try to make sure it doesn't go to the bottom of the pile.
<sigh>
No reply.
Today I finally plucked up the courage to phone them. Spoke to a nice foreign lady who didn't know the term 'slushpile' but who was willing to look up my submission history. Yes, they received it in mid October 2006. It was number 14163. They are currently reading number 14600 but... there's no record of my manuscript at all. It has vanished.
Nice lady says to send it again and she'll try to make sure it doesn't go to the bottom of the pile.
<sigh>