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jaceyIt's official Twilight is broken.
Okay, I didn't like the first book much, but they made a relatively decent movie out of it all things considered. Movie number two was a bit of a potboiler and I missed movie number three because we were in Canada through the summer but I gather the gist was Bella choosing between Vampire Edward or Werewolf Jake..
So this is movie number four - and just like Harry Potter, they're cashing in on the last book in the series by stretching it into two. Unlike Harry Potter there obviously isn't enough material. This movie is terminally boring. It moves at a glacial pace. Unless you are a diehard Twilight fan, stay away and spend your money on Tintin or Arthur Christmas instead. I could sum up the entire detail of the plot in one sentence and given the normal pace of movies it shoulda woulda coulda have been all over in about twenty minutes. The wedding sequence inparticular went on for ever and included the embarrassing speeches that you don't ever want to remember form any wedding you've ever been to.
And am I the only one who finds Robert Pattinson positively unappealing? He's almost pretty, but there's something about his eyes that I really can't take to. In his Edward sparkly-vampire makeup with the heavy brow and extra dentistry he looks about as attractive as a pavement pizza. He was much better suited to Water for Elephants.
Sorry, Bella, you should have run off with Jacob instead.
I enjoyed the trailer for the upcoming Sherlock Holmes movie much more than Breaking Dawn Part One.
Okay, I didn't like the first book much, but they made a relatively decent movie out of it all things considered. Movie number two was a bit of a potboiler and I missed movie number three because we were in Canada through the summer but I gather the gist was Bella choosing between Vampire Edward or Werewolf Jake..
So this is movie number four - and just like Harry Potter, they're cashing in on the last book in the series by stretching it into two. Unlike Harry Potter there obviously isn't enough material. This movie is terminally boring. It moves at a glacial pace. Unless you are a diehard Twilight fan, stay away and spend your money on Tintin or Arthur Christmas instead. I could sum up the entire detail of the plot in one sentence and given the normal pace of movies it shoulda woulda coulda have been all over in about twenty minutes. The wedding sequence inparticular went on for ever and included the embarrassing speeches that you don't ever want to remember form any wedding you've ever been to.
And am I the only one who finds Robert Pattinson positively unappealing? He's almost pretty, but there's something about his eyes that I really can't take to. In his Edward sparkly-vampire makeup with the heavy brow and extra dentistry he looks about as attractive as a pavement pizza. He was much better suited to Water for Elephants.
Sorry, Bella, you should have run off with Jacob instead.
I enjoyed the trailer for the upcoming Sherlock Holmes movie much more than Breaking Dawn Part One.
