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Seen A Million Ways to Die in the West? My advice. Don't! Puerile, self-indulgent cobblers. And not funny. Watch the trailer and you'll have seen all the best bits. Not only that, but trailer scenes were actually edited together in such a way that it looked as though it was going to be funny. (And some of the scenes were different in the actual movie.) Talk about bait and switch...

I hope Charlize Theron and Liam Neeson got well paid for this because it would take a lot to suffer having this stinker on your IMDB resumee. In fairness they played it straight, and it was hardly their fault. Liam Neeson was suitably menacing as the bad guy and Charlize Theron as the capable gun-toting Westerner and love interest, but Seth McFarlane wrote it, directed it and starred in it. If it hasn't killed his Hollywoord career stone dead, it should do.

I'm not surprised that Patrick Stewart remained uncredited for his two lines as 'dream voice' but he was easily recognisable and (sorry Sir Pat, but...) IMDB gave the game away.

Imagine a dud Carry On movie with added bad taste, a lot of people saying fuck all the time and subtracted humour. Of course if you like shit and fart humour, go for it...

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